Sorry for our spelling mistakes, but instead of making a blog to point out our flaws, wouldn't it be nicer to just message us? We're just trying to have fun, this isn't a job or anything.

I’m offended :| You’re clearly not appreciating the educational aspects this blog provides to it’s followers.


 .. I’m not even going to touch this one. Technically, it’s not really a fail …
"The use of fowls’ names as insults or clever ways of cursing innocently. Ex.: 'What a big, fat cock you are!'”
0___0 Innocently, my ass.
It’s just really confusing. Fowl language ..

.. I’m not even going to touch this one. Technically, it’s not really a fail …

"The use of fowls’ names as insults or clever ways of cursing innocently. Ex.: 'What a big, fat cock you are!'”

0___0 Innocently, my ass.

It’s just really confusing. Fowl language ..

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Facile Academy is baaaaack.

Bonquisha saw this and was all, BBQ I’M GONG TO COMMMEEEEE. And then she squirted magical white icing all between her assmate’s creamy thighs of Asian goodness …

Kidding. That didn’t really happen. Bonquisha doesn’t have a penis. Yet.

I’m pretty sure this was just a case of rapid-typing, but still. If you don’t care enough to run a quick eye back over what you’ve typed … then damn, be ashamed :| That sort of carelessness is the trademark of a shitty roleplay.

Facile Academy is baaaaack.

Bonquisha saw this and was all, BBQ I’M GONG TO COMMMEEEEE. And then she squirted magical white icing all between her assmate’s creamy thighs of Asian goodness …

Kidding. That didn’t really happen. Bonquisha doesn’t have a penis. Yet.

I’m pretty sure this was just a case of rapid-typing, but still. If you don’t care enough to run a quick eye back over what you’ve typed … then damn, be ashamed :| That sort of carelessness is the trademark of a shitty roleplay.


The correct spelling is definitely.

Not definately.

Not definatly.

Not definantly.

Not definetly.

Not definently.

And certainly not defiantly.

The correct spelling is definitely.


Facile Academy RP has officially been inducted into Wlamf’s Closet of Shameful Failures. For those of you who don’t know, the Closet of Shameful Failures is for .. well, shameful failures. Only the most serious of shameful failures are inducted into the Closet, but Facile Academy has made it :}

This particular SF was found when Bonquisha was scouring Tumblr’s #roleplay tag for a roleplay to join. She stumbled across a bunch of things worthy of the COSF, but Facile Academy was the first screenshot taken.

Bonquisha was all, so they’re going to defiantly think about it? LOLOL, BBQ, come look at this shit. Is there anything we need to think defiantly about? Oh, lawdy, my sides.

This roleplay does most certainly not write like a motherfucjer. And if you’re looking for a roleplay to join, don’t pick this one. Don’t even consider it. Trust us, it’s not worth your effort.

On a positive note, however. Bonquisha learned something new from Facile Academy.

Nevertheless—try harder, Facile Academy. Really. It won’t hurt. We promise :}

The correct spelling is definitely.

Not definately.

Not definatly.

Not definantly.

Not definetly.

Not definently.

And certainly not defiantly.

The correct spelling is definitely.

Facile Academy RP has officially been inducted into Wlamf’s Closet of Shameful Failures. For those of you who don’t know, the Closet of Shameful Failures is for .. well, shameful failures. Only the most serious of shameful failures are inducted into the Closet, but Facile Academy has made it :}

This particular SF was found when Bonquisha was scouring Tumblr’s #roleplay tag for a roleplay to join. She stumbled across a bunch of things worthy of the COSF, but Facile Academy was the first screenshot taken.

Bonquisha was all, so they’re going to defiantly think about it? LOLOL, BBQ, come look at this shit. Is there anything we need to think defiantly about? Oh, lawdy, my sides.

This roleplay does most certainly not write like a motherfucjer. And if you’re looking for a roleplay to join, don’t pick this one. Don’t even consider it. Trust us, it’s not worth your effort.

On a positive note, however. Bonquisha learned something new from Facile Academy.

Nevertheless—try harder, Facile Academy. Really. It won’t hurt. We promise :}

Dear all illiterates,

Y, R & U are fucking LETTERS, not fucking words. The words you want would be why, are & you, as in “why are you such a lazy fucking bitch-ass whore that you can’t be bothered to type two more letters in a word?” I hate you, and hope you die.

What the goddamn fuck is wrong with you.

Sincerely,

bbq and bonquisha.

I do not love men: I love what devours them.
Many people hear voices when no one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing.
can I ask myself a question?

Ohmaigerd, I can o:

WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

Umm :@ Well, me and BBQ would really like to get away from our hectic lifestyles for a while. You know—away from our children, jobs, and just the world in general. But our current set of circumstances prevent that, so we just spend a lot of time in our bedroom together. With the lights off … in the bed. Under the covers. Naked ..

wlamf}:yea this man def knew how to write like a motherfucjer
wlamf}:

yea this man def knew how to write like a motherfucjer